This may surprise you, but each sign of the zodiac has a corresponding sex toy that’ll really get their rocks off.
Don’t believe me? It’s written in the stars, baby! So while the planets align, read on for MUVA’s guide to the best sex toy for your zodiac sign.
Aries are kinky and adventurous by nature, and you don’t mind a little pain mixed in with your pleasure. If you haven’t already added nipple clamps to your arsenal, now’s the time, Ram. You may find yourself pleasantly surprised. Want something with a little more pick-up? Dependable, responsible Aries needs an equally reliable vibe like the Hitatchi Magic Wand – now rechargeable and cordless.
Bulls love a tease, and let’s admit it – y’all can be pretty lazy. Give up the power for a bit, and lie back while your partner takes the reigns. Handcuffs will keep you from doing all the work, so you can lie back and enjoy. Speaking of enjoying… we all know Bulls are drawn to luxury in all things. That’s what Tauruses will appreciate the Lelo ORA 2 – its one of the most jaw-droppingly realistic and intense oral sex simulators on the market, and it looks like a work of art.
You never can quite make up your mind, can you, Gemini? Well, with the dual-stimulation vibrator from We-Vibe Nova you don’t have to. Hit your clit and your G-spot at the same time – no compromises needed. Another great option for indecisive Geminis is the Rabbit Vibe – it’s a classic for a reason.
Ever the romantic, Cancers will love a toy that will intensify and deepen couples’ play. The Lelo Tor can be worn with a penis or strap-on, and intensifies the experience for both parties. It’s not all romance for Cancer – Crabs have a kinky side! Explore sensory play while still keeping things intimate with a feather tickler like this one from Bijoux Indescrets (featured in the Inagural Amber Rose Box). Because Crabs are always the hostess with the mostess, the beautiful bottle of lube that can sit proudly on the bedside table like Lelo’s Personal Moisturizer (as seen in the June Box!) is a must have.
Let’s face it – Leo’s can be a bit image obsessed. This isn’t a bad thing! But for one night, try taking image out of the equation literally with a silk blindfold. You’ll be surprised how much your other senses (particularly touch) heighten when sight is cut off. Still jonesing for a visual fix? Feast your eyes on the Lelo YVA – a 24K gold personal massager. Doesn’t get much for luxe than that. Still can’t get enough? Self-obsessed Leos will get a kick out of these Lion condoms from Rouse featured in the June Box! (And because Rouse donates 75% of their profits to mens’ health charities, you can feel good about a little self indulgence.).
Practical Virgos are drawn to anything functional and minimal. Enter the Crave Vesper – a super discrete vibrator that doubles as minimalist jewelry. Another thing Virgos love? Not making a mess. The Crave Duet is fully waterproof so you can submerge it for easy cleaning, and use it in the shower for immediate clean-up. Plus, you can even have it engraved!
Libras are all about balance, give-and-take, and making sure fair is fair. That’s why the Doc Johnson Pleasurepillar Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring (a cock ring with a little bullet vibrator on top) is perfect – no one gets left out. Speaking of give-and-take, fair-minded Libras will enjoy a good ol’ fashioned strap-on so everyone can give as good as they get. Equality!
Maybe the kinkiest sign in the zodiac, Scorpios are not ones for holding back – even in public. That’s why naughty Scorpios will enjoy a sex toy that delivers discrete pleasure, like a wearable wireless remote control vibrator. Hand the remote over to your boo, and let them decide when (and if!) you get that sweet release. Because Scorpios are drawn to the unconventional and the unknown, a sex toy in an unconventional material is an obvious pick. This dildo from Chakrubs is made of jasper (also known as rabbit jade) which has calming vibes perfect for those wound-up, anxious Scorpios.
Sags love to try new things – if you haven’t experimented with restraints before, this pack of four silky restraints is the perfect bondage starter kit. Speaking of starter kits, this Naughty Trainer Set of graduated anal plugs will help you ease into anal play. Start small and work your way up, adventurous Sag!
Caps love control… and discipline. Show ’em who’s boss with the Black Rose Spanking Paddle from Bondage Boutique (although let’s be real – your hands work pretty well too). Speaking of control, hard-working Caps will enjoy the firm, controlled stimulation of the Pure Wand. This toy’s streamlined, futuristic minimal design makes for a no-frills f*ck.
You’re a creative dreamer, Aquarius, and you can’t be confined by regular ass sex positions. That’s why you should invest in a sex swing that’ll allow you to get busy in a thousand new positions. Water bearers are out-of-the-box thinkers, which is why you need an out-of-the-box sex toy like the Iroha Plus Kushi Cream. The sea shell ridges on this unique vibrator add texture and sensation to any experience.
Sensitive Pisces love to pamper their partners. So why not spoil them rotten with a massage candle like the Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle? It’s the perfect mix between romantic and kinky, which is just the line Pisces love to walk. Speaking of romantic, you can tell ’em whats in your heart with this sweet silicone rechargeable Heart Vibe from Rianne S.
Want more Slutstrology? Stay tuned for SlutBox’s monthly Whoreoscopes!
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