Whether it’s a planned sleepover or an impromptu overnight after the club (hey – no shame in your game, babe!) you gotta have a Hoe Bag ready. So, what is a Hoe Bag? It’s your grab-n-go kit of overnight essentials for a sexy sleepover. Here is SlutBox’s guide to your essential overnight kit!
The Bare Necessities
What’s the first thing you need for an overnight? Your toothbrush, duh. Just because you’re hoein it up doesn’t mean you’re too busy for oral care! Keep things fresh with a mini toothbrush and a travel-sized toothpaste (or at least a mini bottle of mouth wash).
Wash That Mug
I’m a huge believer in taking off your makeup before bed – no matter who’s bed. Sometimes its hard to remember (especially after that 4th tequila) but having the tools on-hand makes it much easier to get the job done. Throw a pack of makeup remover wipes in your bag so you can easily wipe off that beat and give your gorgeous face a chance to breathe!
Sorry – that pun was too easy! But seriously y’all – if you don’t feel like showering at bae’s house (or you’re trying to get outta there as quick as possible without smelling like last night’s escapades) consider adding some scents into the mix. Deodorant is a must. Scented body wipes and fragrance or perfumed body sprays are optional, but a nice touch.
Fix Your Bedhead
Unkempt, crazy bedhead on your walk of fame is one of the biggest telltale signs that you spent your night hoeing. Get your hair in order with a super quick touch-up styling product – we’re obsessed with the Morning After Redefining Foam from Mixed Chicks (featured in the July Box). Seriously y’all – this stuff is a lifesaver and a must-have for any overnight kit!
Don’t Forget The Fun
It’s 2018 – you gotta bring your own safer sex provisions. Forget gender roles, top/bottom etiquette – make sure YOU are covered and bring your favorite safer sex essentials. In my kit? Latex-free condoms and classic latex condoms (you never know who might have a latex allergy or sensitivity) dental dams, (like these from our August Box) and plenty of lube (like this one from our Inaugural Box).
What do you keep in your on-the-go Hoe Bag? Let us know in the comments, and happy hoeing!
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