What’s in the stars for you this month, Babe? Read on for your exclusive March 2019 horoscope from our resident Rosestrologist.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Happy birthday, March Aries! The month begins with one foot on the brake and one foot on the gas pedal. You’re used to barreling through any obstacle in your path, but that won’t be so easy. Don’t worry little Ram, but the Spring Equinox all stops will be resolved. Around the Full Moon (I’m talking 3 days before and 3 days after), watch out for miscommunication.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’re a creature of comfort, Taurus. All the transformations you’ve been going through might feel unsettling, but you’ve got big things comin. There is a focus on your career this month, and you’re probably in the beginning stage of a few visionary new projects. Your innate talent for building, stabilizing and beautifying your world around you will serve you well in your future endeavors.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You love to live well above your means, lavish Gemini. Who can blame you? We all like to indulge our caviar dreams from time to time. This month, your finances continue to be a source of frustration. Luckily, you’ll soon be in a position to resolve these issues as the month unfolds. Oh, and if you’ve been searching for a job, your search may be coming to a happy conclusion. Go get that bag, Gemini!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’re in the home stretch of a two year challenge. Don’t quit yet, little Crab! Soothe your frustrations (especially between March 6-9) and release from your life what is not worth keeping. The New Moon on March 10th will activate your strong intuitive skills, planting new seeds of creation and maybe even inspiring a trip abroad. Keep your chin up, babe. That dark cloud will start to life by mid-Summer.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Your relationships are in the spotlight this month, Lionheart. Look beneath the surface and remember that old saying, “all that glitters is not gold.” Take everything you hear with a grain of salt, until you’re able to do your own investigation. Mercury retrograde in your 8th house will give you extra time to sort through your feelings (and all the evidence) before you draw any conclusions.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Seems like everybody wants a piece of you these days, Virgo. Or should I say, a piece of your time. People are coming out of the woodwork, requesting your services, asking favors and clamoring for your attention. This month will be a balancing act for you, patient Virgo, as you try to please everyone without completely losing your wig. Just remember that you are entitled to rest and support too, babe!
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You’re running in circles this month, Libra, trying to keep your world in balance. Just remember, if you focus too much on keeping everyone else happy, you might lose sight of your own bliss. You’re a natural charmer, Libra, and your social grace will be a huge boon to you this month as you collect new contacts and alliances. Keep your eyes peeled for exciting new developments at work – hellooo payday raise!
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Your home brings great comfort this month, Scorpio, and your creative juices are flowing. Even the kiddos in your life will take notice, and they’ll benefit from your deep sensitivity and intuition. March is the month to indulge in dreams, play and to explore your capacity for intimacy. Just remember to let go of any resentments! Hint, hint – the New Moon is a great time to shake that negative sh*t off.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
See that light at the end of the tunnel, Sag? Issues (and tempers) that flared up over the winter months, from November through January, are finally resolving. Your healing will be found within, so spend some time with that bad b!tch in the mirror. Go easy on yourself, babe. Remind yourself that we’re still at the beginning of a whole new year, Sag, and you’ve got a whole lotta beautiful things ahead of you.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Everyone deserves a break now and then. Yes – that means you too, Cap. You tend to be kind of a workaholic, but it’s important to hop off the treadmill every once in a while. If you don’t, you’ll miss the chance to reflect on your life and all that you’re accomplishing. Avoid the temptation to sink into negativity, Cap, especially during the first 10 days of the month. You’ll soon be walkin’ on the sunny side again.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You’re on a roll, Aquarius, and your bank account is reflecting that. If you’ve had your eye on an extravagant item, hit the mall on March 6th when Venus joins your sign and casts a happy spell over the rest of your month. Treat yourself to a special piece of jewelry or a crystal amulet – something to wear close to your heart, to remind you what a boss b*tch you really are!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Happy Birthday March Pisces! You’re the life of the party right now, as retrograde Mercury, the Sun and Uranus joins forces with your ascendant sign. You’ll be smiling all month long! Ruling planet Neptune is speaking to you through your dreams, blessing you with a wealth of information. Magic is in the air, and because you believe, miracles happen. Your intuition has never been so sharp, babe, so trust your gut.
Tune in next month for April’s Whoreoscopes.
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