December 2018

Ho Ho Ho

Valued at $129.14

Happy ho-ho-holidays, Heauxs! Now matter what or how you celebrate, December is one of the most magical months of the year. It’s a time for gifts, snuggling up fireside with bae (or your BFF) and pampering yourself with some super luxe self-care!

Speaking of self-care, my December box has everything you need for some serious R&R. You babes have been sooooo good this year – even you naughty bitches! – so this month MUVA is bringing you an extra special toy to play with. I think this one might just become your new favorite! 😉

Inside Ho Ho Ho

  • Full Size Sex Toy
  • Winter Self-Care
  • Beauty Faves of 2018
Satisfyer Penguin Pro
$49.95

This toy might look cute and playful, but it packs a punch. Built with Satisfyer Pro’s revolutionary Air Pulse technology to mimic the feeling of oral sex, this lil guy will bring you to an orgasm in record time, and that’s a guarantee. Made of skin-friendly silicone with a whisper-quiet motor and a USB rechargeable lithium ion battery, the Satisfyer Pro Penguin boasts 11 settings of pressure wave simulation and contactless clitoral stimulation. Oh, and it’s waterproof. You know what that means.

Elite Femme Hybrid Personal Lubricant
$9.99

Y’all didn’t think I would send you a toy with no lube to play with, did you? This month I’m bringing my favorite Sluts a super sophisticated, unmistakably feminine lubricant from Wet. Elite Femme is an innovative hybrid fusion that brings you the benefits of both a water-based and a silicone lube. This odorless, colorless, super lightweight lube is perfect for foreplay, massage, or whatever else is on the menu.

Melt Cosmetics Lipstick
$19

This month I’m sending each of my babes a gorgeous high impact lip color from Melt Cosmetics in a surprise shade. Each Slut will get a Melt Cosmetics creamy Lipstick in Blitzed (a cool teal-green shade), Space Cake (an outta this world soft grey), Bang! Bang! (an atomic neon orange), By Starlight (a gorgeous electric purple), Shady Lady (superhot magenta), Stupid Love (shocking pink), or Bane (a beyond sexy mysterious black). I handpicked the most daring, bold and off-the-charts gorgeous colors for you, so don’t be shy babe. Show ‘em what you’re made of.

Get The Look Kit, Smokey Eye
$29.99

Trust me, you want this smoke. The Get The Look Kit in Smokey Eye by Measurable Difference is everything you need to create a smoldering smokey eye, all packed in a neat little travel-friendly case. This handy kit includes 12 eyeshadows to create your perfect smokey eye, two high-gloss lip glosses, two blushes, two creamy pencil eyeliners and a highlighter, as well as an eyeshadow applicator and a blush brush.

Remove & Chill Nail Polish Remover Cream
$12

This month, I’m bringing you the world’s first ever Nail Polish Remover Cream from The Sign Tribe! Remove & Chill is an innovative, acetone-free nail polish removal cream that removes old nail polish while providing nourishing nail care. Plus, it smells amazing. No more hunching over a bottle of noxious ammonia nail polish remover! This travel-friendly tube contains a lightweight acetone-free cream formula infused with a rich oil complex of macadamia, almond, argan and vitamin E oils to keep cuticles and nails in tip-top condition.

Palo Santo Wood Incense
$3

Banish any funky energy, clingy exes, DM lurkers or deadbeat roommates with a stick of Palo Santo Wood Incense from Third Eye Wood. Palo Santo wood incense is the perfect tool for smudging (or energy clearing) rituals. Known as “the wood of the Saints,” Palo Santo has been used for centuries to dispel negative energy and draw in major blessings. Palo Santo facilitates the oxygenation of brain cells which gives you an emotional uplift and a boost of mental clarity. Plus, it even repels unwanted insects and pests (last night’s hookup included) and it’s amazing aromatherapy!

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